Samy's new job

Someone mailed this to me...


  1. ...and you have to pay double going through this toll booth.



  2. Ha! Ha! You should see the attached resume below which was sent to me:-


    Date prepared: 8 March 2008(12.00 am)

    Personal Particular

    Name: Samy Vellu
    Age: 72
    Sex: Male
    Race: Please see my name
    Correspondence address: Kementerian Kerjaraya, Putra Jaya.( Not valid after 10 March 2008)
    Contact Number: N/A

    Highest Education

    1. LCE @ Sijil Rendah Pelajaran Malaysia (SRP)

    Working Experience

    1. As work minister for 30 years
    2. MIC leader for 30 years

    1. Increase Toll fee & set up new toll

    2. Proposal to solve Parliament building water leakage issue-(Project failed due to technical error, not my fault)

    3. Proposal to Solve traffic congestion in Penang bridge by introducing Helicopter to lift the break down / accident car ( Project cancel due to technical error, not my fault)

    4. Won in Election (Sg. Siput) for 30 years consecutive. (Lost in 2008 election due to technical error, not my fault)

    Personal Strength:

    1. Good interpersonal skill – Able to communicate well & respect by all level of people.

    2. Good problem solving skill – by denying all faults

    Expected salary: Not important (As long as I get a job…)


    1. HINDRAF members
    2. People of Sungai Siput

    Yours sincerely,

    Samy Vellu